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wanita adalah wanita...,
jika dikatakan cantik maka dikira menggoda..,
wanita adalah wanita...,
jika dibilang jelek maka disangka menghina..,


jika dikatakan ia perhiasan terindah didunia ia
bangga,
jika, apapun "perhiasan yg berharga" itu layak
ditutupi dan
disembunyikan ia setuju..(supaya terjaga)
tapi bila disuruh
menutup "perhiasannya/kecantikannya" maka dia
enggan...,
dan bila dilecehkan ia menyalahkan
sepenuhnya pria..!


wanita adalah wanita...,
jika dikatakan siapa yg paling dibanggakan
olehnya, kebanyakan
bilang "ibunya",
tapi kenapa ya..lebih bangga jadi wanita
karier..(padahal ibunya
"ibu rumah tangga")


wanita .
bila diluruskan supaya bener memerah
mukanya, (marah, sambil
bilang
"sok bener lo!")
bila diingetin tetep memerah mukanya, (marah
juga rupanya,
sambil
bilang "sok tau lo!")
bila dimanja dan disanjung..?? eh, tetep
memerah mukanya (kali
ini
tersipu malu, sambil bilang "ah, masa?")


wanita adalah wanita...,
inginnya dibilang emansipasi...,
tapi kegerahan dibilang "macho",
maunya disamakan dg pria..,
tapi menolak benerin genteng rumah! (sambil
bilang, "masa
disamakan
sama cowok!?")


Wanita...,
bila dibilang lemah dia protes...
jika pacarnya tidak mau antar pulang dia
bilang keterlaluan,
maunya diperlakukan sama dg pria..,
tapi kesel nggak dikasih tempat duduk di bis
kota oleh pria
disampingnya (dan bilang "egois amat ni cowok?")
bila dikatakan kuat itu maunya..,
tapi bila sedikit bersedih ia cepet menangis...,


tapi....
Wanita adalah wanita...
dan wanita bukan perempuan atau cewek
semata...,
tapi bagaimanapun juga aku suka wanita!
(swear..) "Man's said"


YANG TIDAK MERASA BERARTI TIDAK
PROTES!
DAN YANG MERASA PASTI DIEM.
(hayoo!!)



NAH...SEKARANG...GANTIAN....

Pria Memang Susah..........

Pria memang susah untuk dibuat bahagia:
Masalah-masalah yang timbul pada Pria

Jika kamu memperlakukannya dengan baik,
dia pikir kamu jatuh cinta kepadanya.
Jika tidak, kamu akan dibilang sombong.
Jika kamu berpakaian bagus, dia pikir kamu
sedang mencoba untuk
menggodanya,
jika tidak dia bilang kamu kampungan.

Jika kamu berdebat dengannya,
dia bilang kamu keras kepala,jika kamu tetap
diam, dia bilang
kamu
nggak punya otak.
Jika kamu lebih pintar dari pada dia,
dia akan kehilangan muka,
jika dia yang lebih pintar, dia hebat.

Jika kamu tidak cinta padanya,
dia akan mencoba mendapatkanmu,
jika kamu mencintainya,
dia akan mencoba untuk meninggalkanmu.
Jika kamu beritahu dia masalah mu,
dia bilang kamu menyusahkan.
Jika tidak, dia bilang kamu tidak mempercayai
mereka.

Jika kamu cerewet pada dia,
kamu seperti seorang pengasuh baginya,
tapi jika dia yang cerewet pada kamu,
itu karena dia perhatian.

Jika kamu langgar janji kamu,
kamu tidak bisa dipercaya,
jika dia yang ingkari janjinya,
dia melakukannya karena terpaksa.

Jika kamu merokok, kamu adalah cewek liar,
kalau dia yang merokok , dia adalah seorang
gentleman.

Jika kamu menyakitinya, kamu sangat kejam,
tapi kalau dia yang menyakitimu,
itu karena kamu terlalu sensitif dan terlalu
sulit untuk dibuat
bahagia!!!!!

Jika kamu mengirimkan ini pada cowok-cowok,
mereka pasti bersumpah kalau ini tidak benar,
tapi jika kamu tidak mengirimkan ini pada
mereka,
mereka akan bilang kamu egois.

Jadi kirimkan ini pada semua lelaki diluar
sana dan juga
kirimkan >pada cewek-cewek temanmu untuk
berbagi tawa bersama.

Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a
day.

You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to
gourmet food.

You talk during a movie.

You eat fried rice in the morning.

You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or
Levi's.

You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.

You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.

You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.

You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you
travel.

Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000
embarrasses you.

You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it
anyways, because you are homesick.

You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and
tempe.

You are very good at avoiding potholes and other
road hazards.

Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.

You think Supermi is a staple food.

You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a
quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.

You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.

You have ever successfully bribed a customs
officer.

You do your shopping in Singapore.

Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older
then you really are.

You have ever legally bought pirated software.

You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.

You have bought something from a barefooted
street peddler.

You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.

You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on
wheels.

You realized that money is everything before you
were six.

The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the
word "Jakarta" is "macet".

Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a
train.

Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways
to ride the city bus for free.

You don't mind people being late.

You think standing in line is a waste of time.

You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to
avoid upacara bendera.

You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like
a coil and is lit on one end.

You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on
daily basis

You know what Pancasila is, what it means and
know it by heart.

You complain that movies in America don't have
sub-titles.

Your daily conversation may include enactments of
TV commercials.

You have ever consulted a dukun.

Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and
gotten away with it.

You have ever spent the night before an exam
looking for someone who sells the questions.

You like the smell of terasi.

You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super
Bowl.

You can name a manufacturer of
shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.

You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back
yard.

You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three
wheels.

You miss your maid during laundry day.

Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is
visible from 50' away.

You attend weddings only until you are done eating.

You have attended weddings that you are not
invited to.

You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of
ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.

You know more than one music group that stole
the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".

You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.

You make major decisions based on gengsi.

You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-
back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.

Someone in your family has extra pockets in his
outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.

You have paid more then $1000 to get your name
on your license plate.

When watching TV you regularly find that all the
channels broadcast the same thing.

You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.

You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as
possible.

You spend your weekends at an expensive five star
hotel near your house.

You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo
system even though you can't turn it as loud as
you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.

Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog
lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio,
gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing
steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered
suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires,
etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough.

You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your
Toyota Kijang.

If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars
imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12
kilometers with a liter of gas.

You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported
car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.

You have your drivers license at the age of 14.

You got it without any driving tests.

You are unfamiliar with electric stove.

You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.

If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to
succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas
Negeri.

If you've graduated from college, your main purpose
in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a
foreign company even if you have to stay
unemployed for five years to find one.

If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is
now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good"
family, and the most importantly good looking in
order to memperbaiki keturunan.

You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass
these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends

ini kiriman dari teman aku hidemi semoga ada manfaatnya:

Do love need a reason?
Message: Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do
you
love me?

Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really
like you..

Lady: You can't even tell me the reason...
how can you say you like
me? How can you say you love me?

Man: I really don't know the reason, but I
can prove that I love you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the
reason. My friend's
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!

Man: Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are
beautiful, because your voice
is sweet, because you are caring, because
you are loving, because you
are thoughtful, because of your smile,
because of your every
movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's
answer. Unfortunately, a
few days later, the Lady met with an
accident and became comma. The
Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love
you.. .
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot
love you.
Because of your care and concern that I
like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore
I cannot love you.

Because of your smile,
Because of your every movements that I
love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is
no reason for me to love
you anymore.
Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...
And love doesn't need a reason

"Sometimes the best and the most
beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen, cannot be touched, but can be
felt in the heart"

hmm...sounds nice...